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Crypto doesn’t just print coins—it prints cults. Each cycle, a new charismatic figure rises, shills a dream, and somehow convinces thousands to YOLO their savings into vapor. This week, we’re unpacking the anatomy of crypto cults and why every bull run needs its own prophet. Speaking of fallen idols, Do Kwon just pleaded guilty in a $40B blockchain blunder that makes Theranos look quaint. Oh—and if your startup’s ops are starting to feel like a DAO with no multisig, Wing Assistant is the grown-up hire you need (without actually hiring). Click their ad and check out how they can give you back your time.
Editors Corner
Why Every Cycle Creates Its Own Cult
One of crypto’s best party tricks isn’t new technology—it’s new religions. Every cycle spawns a fresh set of diehards convinced this chain, this token, or this meme is the promised land.
Bitcoin maxis were the original congregation. Their creed is simple: everything that isn’t BTC is a scam, “21 million” is gospel, and Satoshi is a prophet who wisely ghosted the flock before the fighting started. Then came Ethereum’s faithful—less fiery, more idealistic. Their vision: a decentralized world computer. Their sin: $80 gas fees to swap a frog JPEG.
Solana believers? They’ll tell you outages are proof of “battle-hardening.” Cardano disciples have been waiting on smart contracts like a second coming. Memecoin cults? Pepe and Doge aren’t investments, they’re mascots for a movement, with Discord servers that feel more like revival tents than trading groups.
Why do these tribes keep popping up? A few reasons:
Volatility. Watching your bags swing 70% is easier if you reframe it as “holding with conviction.”
Identity. In a market with no fundamentals, community becomes the moat. Owning SOL isn’t just an asset choice—it’s a personality.
Memes as glue. Every cult has its symbols—laser eyes, frog gifs, penguins in hoodies. They keep the dopamine flowing even when the price chart doesn’t.
And let’s be honest: it works. Tribal loyalty keeps people hodling long after logic says sell. It creates liquidity, attention, and a self-reinforcing loop. Of course, it also blinds people to reality—just ask the folks still tweeting about Terra like it’s coming back.
The Big Picture
Every bull run, new cults emerge. Last cycle it was Dogecoin and “DeFi summer.” This cycle? Maybe PumpFun degens or Bittensor acolytes. The details change, the psychology doesn’t.
Crypto cults make the market fun, infuriating, and occasionally profitable. Just remember: dogma doesn’t pay the bills. Liquidity does.
Today’s Report
Do Kwon Pleads Guilty to $40B Crypto Fraud

Our Report
Do Kwon, the self-styled crypto messiah behind TerraUSD’s $40 billion vanishing act, has finally muttered the two words every prosecutor dreams of: “I plead.” After months of evasion, extradition drama, and courtroom cat-and-mouse, the man who sold the world an “algorithmic stablecoin” that wasn’t so stable has admitted to fraud in a U.S. federal court. He’s copping to wire fraud and market manipulation, cutting a deal that caps his sentence at 12 years and forfeits nearly $20 million in crypto gains. Sentencing is set for December — just in time for holiday justice.
Key Points
The Charges: Kwon pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit securities fraud, wire fraud, and commodities fraud — plus a solo charge of wire fraud for good measure.
Plea Deal Perks: In exchange for his cooperation and guilty plea, prosecutors won’t pursue the full 25-year sentence. Instead, he’s looking at a max of 12.
$40B Fallout: The TerraUSD-LUNA implosion vaporized investor money and cratered parts of the crypto market in 2022, helping kick off a prolonged “crypto winter.”
Forfeitures: Kwon will cough up over $19 million, including profits tied to his Terraform Labs holdings.
Still Not Over: South Korean authorities have their own charges pending. Kwon’s legal passport has more stamps than his real one ever did.
Date With Destiny: Final sentencing is scheduled for December 11, 2025.
Relevance
Kwon’s guilty plea isn’t just another rug pull post-mortem — it’s a benchmark moment in the slow, painful maturation of crypto accountability. He’s now the second high-flyer (after SBF) to go from industry golden boy to courtroom cautionary tale. The optics are brutal: algorithmic stablecoins, once touted as DeFi’s Holy Grail, now look like Trojan horses for unchecked financial engineering.
For markets, this case adds pressure to the regulatory vise already tightening around crypto. Expect renewed scrutiny on stablecoin projects — especially those peddling math as magic. Traders might cheer a sense of closure, but institutional capital will be reading the tea leaves on sentencing day. The message? In crypto, hubris isn’t just expensive — it’s prosecutable.
Today’s Top News
HEADLINES
Gemini Lifts IPO Price Range, Targets $3 Billion Valuation Amid Crypto Boom — Gemini has raised its IPO price range to $24–$26 per share, aiming for a $3.08 billion valuation. The exchange plans to raise $433 million, signaling renewed institutional interest and confidence in crypto exchanges. This IPO could set a precedent for other U.S.-based crypto companies seeking public listings.
India Resists Full Crypto Framework, Fears Systemic Risks, Document Shows — A leaked government document reveals India is avoiding a full crypto regulatory framework due to fears of financial instability. Authorities prefer limited operations under strict taxation and registration protocols. This cautious stance from a major market could delay broader crypto adoption in Asia.
Shares in Bitcoin Hoarders Sink as 'Crypto Treasury' Mania Sours — Companies that aggressively bought Bitcoin to boost valuations are now seeing sharp declines, with some stocks down as much as 70%. The sell-off suggests growing skepticism over crypto-treasury strategies. Investors are reassessing risks tied to token-heavy corporate balance sheets.
Polymarket Receives Green Signal from CFTC for US Return — Polymarket has secured a no-action letter from the CFTC and acquired a regulated exchange, allowing it to legally operate in the U.S. This marks a turning point for prediction markets, potentially ushering in a regulated future for on-chain derivatives. It’s a regulatory win for decentralized platforms seeking U.S. legitimacy.
Hong Kong Crypto Exchange HashKey to Launch $500 Million Digital Treasury Fund — HashKey is rolling out a $500 million digital asset fund focused on BTC and ETH as core holdings. The move aligns with the corporate treasury trend and could drive Asian institutional interest. It represents a strategic effort to blend traditional finance with blockchain-native assets.
Market Trendline
PRICE ACTION
Bitcoin is stuck in a tight range just above $111K, barely budging amid minimal volatility. Ethereum is slightly weaker, lingering around the low-$4K mark. Meanwhile, the overall crypto market cap is teetering just under $4 trillion as traders await fresh macro triggers.
Notable Movers
IP token is ripping double-digit gains after Heritage Distillery adopted it as a treasury asset—altcoin season may be quietly starting.
Dogecoin is turning heads with a 2–3% bump, while Solana quietly reclaims significant market cap momentum after a steady rally.
Crypto-treasury companies like Strategy and others are facing brutal corrections—the meme is wearing thin fast.
Macro View
Crypto's mojo is riding on the soft PPI data, which has traders ramping up rate-cut expectations ahead of key CPI prints. That’s keeping speculative mojo alive for now—but rational firms are offloading fast, highlighting how quickly the hype cycle turns.
Bottom Line
BTC and ETH are locked in snooze-mode, with real action bubbling in collateral-rich altcoins and meme-style plays. The macro setup remains tentative—market direction hinges on whether tomorrow’s CPI confirms that today's price action is merely a holding pattern, not a breakout pivot.
Today’s Top Meme
MEME GOD
Noooo
#Cryptomeme #Crypto #meme
— #THE BLOCKOPEDIA (#@theblockopedia_)
4:30 PM • Sep 2, 2025
Today’s Top Tweet
TWITTER NEVER SLEEPS
Bad news: The dollar will likely keep devaluing
Good news: If you own $BTC, you should be able to weather the storm .
— #Miles Deutscher (#@milesdeutscher)
11:00 AM • Sep 4, 2025
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