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The main topic today; When should you buy? Before I hit the buy button, I play a quick round of “hot-potato economics”: who’s catching this token from me later and why would they pay more? If the answer doesn’t involve climbing fundamentals, an upcoming catalyst, or Sydney Sweeney teasing the protocol, I rethink it. Today I’m unpacking how this small mental model can help you not become somebody else’s exit liquidity.

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Editor’s Corner

Who Buys Next?

When I’m sizing up a new token, I start with a blunt question: who’s going to buy this off me later, and why will they pay up? It’s a deceptively simple filter, but it forces me to think like the eventual exit counter-party, not the starry-eyed entrant I am today.

First, it makes me quantify the story I’m about to swallow. Narratives, not spreadsheets, move markets in crypto. If revenue, active wallets and TVL aren’t trending north-east and the project isn’t sitting on an ignored catalyst (protocol upgrade, exchange listing, Sydney-Sweeney-front-row-ad, take your pick), then who exactly is going to bid this higher? Spoiler: probably nobody.

Second, it disciplines position sizing. If I can’t articulate an emerging narrative—“cross-chain AI oracles,” “real-world asset yield,” whatever the crowd’s chanting this quarter—then I mark it down as exit liquidity risk and keep my stack small.

Finally, it protects me from the siren song of early hype. Asking “why will the next buyer care?” is kryptonite for FOMO; it forces me to identify which cohort shows up next (retail, funds, the protocol’s own treasury) and whether their checkbook is actually bigger than mine.

Implementing the model

  • Run a simple checklist before every buy:

    • Fundamentals up and to the right?

    • Hidden catalyst within six months?

    • Narrative gaining Google-trend traction?

    • Social sentiment accelerating (but not peaking)?

  • Write a one-sentence exit thesis. If you can’t explain it to your future self in ten seconds, you have no edge.

  • Re-test the thesis quarterly. If the “next buyer” profile hasn’t materialised, rotate out and redeploy.

Fundamentals tell me what I’m buying; answering “who buys next” tells me why it can still go higher. That second question keeps my capital in stories that still have chapters left.

Today’s Report

Crime Pays (Too Well): 2025 Hacks Already Top $2 Billion

The Report
Crypto crime isn’t just back—it’s breaking personal bests. Halfway through 2025, hackers have already lifted $2.17 billion worth of digital assets—out-stealing all of 2024 in six messy months. The single biggest smash-and-grab? North Korea’s $1.5 billion raid on ByBit, a record-setting heist that single-handedly drives the chart vertical. If the current pace holds, the year could close north of $4 billion in service losses alone, making 2022’s “annus horribilis” look quaint. Meanwhile, thieves are zooming in on retail holders, and the rise of “wrench attacks” (yes, actual wrenches) proves that cold storage is useless when someone breaks down your door.

Key Points

  • Service hacks vs. wallets: Exchange and DeFi exploits still dominate dollar totals, but personal-wallet raids now account for 23% of stolen value, reflecting a pivot to easier prey.

  • Speed run to $2 billion: 2025 crossed that line in 142 days, 17% faster than 2022’s infamous pace.

  • Paying through the nose: Launderers are shelling out fees at up to 14.5× the average transaction cost to blitz funds through bridges, mixers, and token swaps.

  • Geography matters: The U.S., Germany, Russia, Canada, Japan, Indonesia, and South Korea top the victim list, but Eastern Europe and MENA post the fastest growth.

  • Violence uptick: 2025 is on pace to double the record for physical coercion incidents, and the data correlate eerily with forward-looking Bitcoin price averages.

Relevance
The numbers confirm what traders felt in their ledger bones: we’re living through a Darwinian upgrade cycle in crypto crime. Institutional fortifications pushed attackers toward softer, flesh-and-blood targets, but the ByBit mega-breach reminds us state actors can still rip straight through hardened walls when the haul is juicy enough. For market participants, the playbook is evolving: multisig and smart-contract audits are table stakes, but so is OPSEC worthy of a Cold War spy. Expect higher on-chain premiums as thieves continue to pay whatever it takes to outrun compliance bots—and note the growing cache of untouched loot idling on-chain. Criminal “HODLing” suggests confidence in evading seizure or a perverse belief in future price appreciation; either way, those coins represent latent sell pressure that could surface in any liquidity crunch. Bottom line: security budgets must scale with token valuations, because the next billion-dollar hack is no longer a Black Swan—it’s a quarterly KPI for the bad guys.

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