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Washington tried to play adult supervision for crypto this week — and Coinbase flipped the table. What was supposed to be a bipartisan, buttoned-up crypto bill instead turned into a reminder that this industry still knows how to throw elbows when cornered. Lobbyists flooded the zone, lawmakers blinked, and suddenly the regulatory “compromise” started looking more like a political fire drill. The result: a bill in trouble, alliances exposed, and a very public lesson in how much power crypto incumbents now wield on Capitol Hill. Love them or loathe them, Coinbase just proved it’s no longer just an exchange — it’s a political actor with teeth.

Editors Corner

📉 Every Crash Feels Unique. None of Them Are.

Every crash convinces us this one is different.

New villains. New narratives. New reasons why the old rules no longer apply.

It’s never true.

In 2018, it was ICOs.
In 2020, it was global panic.
In 2022, it was leverage and fraud.
Now it’s macro, regulation, and “structural change.”

Different stories. Same cycle.

What actually happens every time is simple:
Leverage builds. Confidence turns into complacency. Something breaks. Fear takes over. People sell not because the thesis died, but because holding got uncomfortable.

Crashes feel unique because you’re living them in real time. Your money, your emotions, your confidence are involved. History feels obvious only because it’s already over.

Markets don’t end cycles with clarity.
They end them with doubt.

Strong ideas don’t die in crashes — weak ones do.
Patient capital replaces impatient capital.
And opportunity quietly forms while everyone argues about why this time is special.

Every crash feels unprecedented.
And every crash eventually looks familiar.

The trick isn’t predicting the bottom.
It’s recognizing the pattern — and not letting fear convince you that history stopped working just because it feels personal this time.

Because it always does.

Crypto Trivia: From Dot‑Com Disaster to Bitcoin Maximalist

Before becoming Bitcoin’s loudest corporate advocate, Michael Saylor lost nearly everything during the 2000 dot‑com crash when his company’s stock collapsed by more than 99%. Years later, he reemerged with a radically different strategy. What decision mar

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Today’s Report

Coinbase Just Blew Up the Crypto Bill — And Washington Felt It

When the Biggest Exchange Says “No Thanks,” Washington Takes Notice

Just as the Senate was gearing up for what many hoped would be the moment for U.S. crypto legislation, Coinbase dropped a political grenade — publicly withdrawing support for the current Senate market-structure bill. That’s not just a shrug: it could be enough to sink the proposal entirely this session.

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong took to X with a blunt message: in its current form, the bill is worse than nothing. His objections are multi-layered, but at the core is a simple crypto calculus — a law that muddles regulatory authority, clobbers key business models, and hands too much power to the SEC won’t deliver the clarity the industry has been begging for.

Why Coinbase Walked Away

At first blush, this might sound like just another corporate complaint about legislation — except Coinbase was deeply involved in negotiations. It helped fund pro-crypto candidates, lobbied aggressively for regulatory clarity, and positioned itself as a central stakeholder in shaping the rules of the road.

But as the bill evolved, it drifted away from some of the industry’s red lines:

  • Regulatory turf wars: While the bill attempts to shift spot-market oversight toward the CFTC, it still leaves the SEC with expansive enforcement authority — blurring lines rather than clarifying them.

  • Tokenized equities and DeFi: Armstrong warned that newer provisions could effectively chill tokenized stock offerings and impose constraints that undermine decentralized finance, two areas many firms see as core to the next growth cycle.

  • Stablecoin rewards: Perhaps the most contentious issue is language that would restrict how exchanges can offer rewards on stablecoin holdings. For crypto platforms, these programs are a key revenue stream. For banks, they look suspiciously like unregulated interest-bearing deposits.

Armstrong’s takeaway was unambiguous: a bad bill doesn’t just fail to help — it actively sets the industry back. His now-widely quoted position: no bill is better than the wrong bill.

Immediate Fallout

The reaction in Washington was swift. The Senate Banking Committee postponed its planned markup, an acknowledgment that without Coinbase’s backing, the bill’s political math suddenly looks a lot shakier.

Lawmakers insist discussions are ongoing, but the momentum has clearly slowed. What once felt like an inevitable step toward U.S. crypto market structure now looks more like a rewrite — or a stall.

What This Means for Crypto

For the industry, this episode reinforces an uncomfortable truth: regulatory clarity in the U.S. remains elusive, even when both sides claim to want it.

Markets had hoped recent progress on stablecoin legislation would pave the way for broader frameworks covering exchanges, tokens, and DeFi. Instead, we’re back in familiar territory — lobbying battles, inter-agency tension, and last-minute political brinkmanship.

Three things to watch from here:

  1. Whether lawmakers revise the bill’s language to address industry concerns or dig in their heels.

  2. How much influence traditional banks exert, particularly around stablecoin yields and consumer protection narratives.

  3. The longer-term market impact, as prolonged uncertainty continues to shape where capital, builders, and innovation choose to live.

If clarity is the fuel for growth, this latest detour shows just how fragile progress still is — and how quickly the road can narrow when one major player decides the map is wrong.

Today’s Top News

HEADLINES

Market Trendline

PRICE ACTION


Crypto shook off early-January drift and leaned back into risk, with Bitcoin reclaiming the mid-$90Ks and printing its strongest levels in weeks. Softer inflation data and renewed optimism around regulatory clarity pulled sidelined capital back into majors. Total market cap is creeping higher again — not euphoric, but undeniably bid.

Notable Movers

  • Bitcoin (BTC): BTC pushed above $96K and briefly probed $97K, reclaiming ground that had capped price action since December. Momentum is improving, but the real test sits closer to prior realized-price resistance just below six figures. This looks more like a positioning reset than a full breakout — for now.

  • Ethereum (ETH): ETH lagged BTC’s move, chopping sideways around $3.3K. Flows remain patient rather than aggressive, suggesting ETH is still waiting for either a clear macro green light or a narrative-specific catalyst to reprice meaningfully.

  • Solana (SOL): Solana quietly stole the spotlight under the hood, with derivatives volume surging and speculative positioning building faster than price. It’s a familiar setup: leverage leading spot. Whether that resolves higher or unwinds violently depends on broader risk sentiment holding up.

  • High-Beta Fringe: Smaller tokens saw pockets of explosive volatility, but the action felt uneven and event-driven — more reminder than invitation.

Macro View
The backdrop is constructive but fragile. Cooling inflation has eased pressure on risk assets, while expectations for clearer crypto regulation are pulling institutional interest back into the conversation. Liquidity is improving at the margins, though conviction remains selective rather than broad.

Bottom Line
This move feels like a confidence reset, not a victory lap. Bitcoin is back in control, Ethereum is coiling, and Solana is flirting with speculative excess. If macro tailwinds persist, upside opens up — but the market still wants proof before it believes.

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