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If you’ve ever triple-checked your wallet just to make sure that “SleepySloth420” didn’t rug your favorite memecoin overnight… you’re not alone. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the latest hacks, exploits, and psychological warfare known as crypto investing. Plus, European banks just held hands and whispered “stablecoin”—which is either the start of a fintech renaissance or a regulatory fever dream.
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Editors Corner
Rugs, Exploits, and Hacks: How to Sleep at Night as a Crypto Investor
Crypto investing is basically like camping in bear country. Most nights, nothing happens. But every now and then, a bear wanders into camp, tears apart your cooler, and suddenly you’re explaining to your CPA why your wallet shows a mysterious -100% balance.
Rugs, exploits, and hacks are part of the game. They’re not going away. The trick is learning how to live with the risk without losing sleep (or all your money). Here’s how I think about it:
1. Don’t Keep All Your Coins in One Tent
If you’ve got everything sitting in a sketchy yield farm contract, you’re basically sleeping with steak strapped to your chest. Spread your assets around: cold storage, reputable exchanges, and only play money in the degen farms.
2. Not Your Keys, Not Your Coins (Seriously)
Yes, it’s a meme. Yes, it’s also true. If your coins are sitting on an exchange that goes down harder than FTX, you’re not an investor, you’re an unsecured creditor. Hardware wallets aren’t sexy, but neither is begging a bankruptcy court for your ETH back.
3. Assume APYs Are Lies
If you see 500% yield and think, “Wow, free money!”—congratulations, you’re the yield. High APY = high risk. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn’t.
4. Follow the Cockroach Rule
If a project has survived multiple market cycles, hacks, and still has active devs, it’s probably harder to kill than your average degen farm. Bitcoin, Ethereum, even some of the bigger DeFi protocols fall into this category.
5. Accept That Risk Is the Price of Admission
You’ll never eliminate risk in crypto. The best you can do is size positions so a blow-up hurts your pride more than your lifestyle. Think of it as paying insurance premiums against your own bad judgment.
At the end of the day, you don’t need to live in fear—you just need to play defense. Spread your assets, use cold storage, stop chasing ridiculous yields, and remember: the only guaranteed rug is ignoring risk altogether.
Sleep tight. The bears are always out there, but you don’t have to be the loudest camper in the woods.
Crypto Trivia: The DAO Hack Fallout
Today’s Report
European Banks Unite to Launch Euro Stablecoin

Our Report
Nine major European banks are teaming up to build a euro‑pegged stablecoin in a bid to push back against U.S. dominance in digital payments. The project will be housed in a new Netherlands‑based company, with its token expected to launch in the second half of next year. The move signals growing institutional appetite in Europe for digital assets, even as the European Central Bank remains wary of private stablecoins. With euro‑backed coins currently a tiny sliver of total stablecoin supply, this could represent a strategic gamble more than a sure bet.
Key Points
The consortium includes ING, UniCredit, CaixaBank, KBC, SEB, Danske Bank, DekaBank, Banca Sella, and Raiffeisen Bank International.
The new company will be based in the Netherlands; a CEO is to be appointed shortly.
Their goal: create a fast, low‑cost payments and settlement token denominated in euro.
Today, the euro stablecoin market is minuscule — about €620 million in circulation — dwarfed by U.S. dollar–based stablecoins.
The ECB has voiced caution: it sees risks to monetary policy and financial stability from privately issued stablecoins and has pushed for a regulated digital euro instead.
Some banks worry a centrally issued digital euro could siphon deposits away from commercial banks.
Past attempts (e.g. SocGen’s euro stablecoin) have had limited uptake (just ~€56 million in circulation).
Relevance & Interpretation
This isn’t just another bank digital token—it’s a geopolitical play hidden in fintech clothing. Europe’s banking elites are effectively saying: “We don’t want to be late to digital currency, and we don’t want to let the U.S. set the de facto rails.” But the path ahead is thorny.
First, regulatory alignment remains a wild card. The ECB’s wariness means this initiative will have to thread the needle: be credible, safe, and tightly supervised—or risk being neutered by rules. Second, adoption is the real test. A stablecoin with poor utility or trust won’t get traction—especially against incumbents like USDC, USDT, etc. Third, issuer risk and backing assets will be scrutinized; banks will need to prove transparency and resilience.
For traders and investors, this is a signal: Europe is preparing for a more active role in digital finance infrastructure. If the project succeeds, it could shift capital flows (especially cross-border payments) and further legitimize stablecoins as plumbing, not speculation. But there’s no guarantee the technology, regulation, and network effects will line up perfectly—and failure could reinforce skepticism of bank‑led crypto innovation.
Today’s Top News
HEADLINES
Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP rally amid macro uncertainty — Major tokens rebounded slightly as fears of a U.S. government shutdown fueled flight from fiat. Bitcoin and Ethereum gained around 2–3%, reflecting renewed demand as safe-haven assets. The move suggests investor sensitivity to fiscal policy instability.
September crypto gains erased by brutal sell‑off — A late-month slump erased most of September’s gains, pushing Bitcoin and altcoins into negative territory. The reversal underscores how fragile sentiment remains despite prior bullish momentum. Traders now expect heightened volatility into October.
SEC Chair Atkins signals changes to crypto market structure — SEC Chair Paul Atkins is proposing a revised crypto oversight framework that could reduce SEC-CFTC overlap and modernize token classification. He also questioned the applicability of the 1946 Howey test. These changes could dramatically alter how tokens and platforms are regulated.
Hybrid stabilization protocol proposed combining AI and cross‑chain features — A new academic paper introduces a stablecoin backed by crypto reserves, algorithmic futures, and AI agents for price control. It proposes cross-chain arbitrage and AI monitoring to enhance stability. This could influence future designs of decentralized stablecoins.
Market Trendline
PRICE ACTION
Markets are catching a breath. After a sharp unwind earlier this week, crypto assets are attempting a rebound—but the overall tone feels cautious, not euphoric.
Market Overview
Bitcoin is pushing back toward $113K–114K after bouncing off the $110K zone.
Ethereum is climbing back above $4,100, showing relative strength after being the first to bleed out early week.
The broad market is clawing back ground after $300B in value was wiped from leveraged liquidations.
Fed futures are now pricing in a likely rate cut for October—giving risk assets a needed tailwind.
Notable Movers
ETH
Ethereum led the downside earlier in the week, and now it’s leading the bounce. Traders seem to be reestablishing conviction in base-layer narratives, especially as on‑chain activity starts to pick back up.
BTC
Bitcoin’s chop between $110K and $115K continues. A failure to convincingly break higher keeps the door open for a revisit to the $106K–$108K range.
SOL / XRP
Signs of life in Solana and XRP, which are showing relative strength. This looks like a rotation trade—speculative flows moving down the risk curve in search of beta.
Macro & Sentiment
The market’s still nursing bruises from this week’s liquidation cascade. Traders are wary of getting caught in a repeat.
Liquidity bets are back on. Rate-cut expectations are reviving some appetite for duration risk across crypto.
Institutional undercurrents remain bullish, with major TradFi players expanding crypto access.
Policy remains a wildcard. Regulatory uncertainty—especially around derivatives—adds a layer of tension under the surface.
Bottom Line
The market’s in reaccumulation mode. Pain from the recent flush is still fresh, but the bounce says players aren’t throwing in the towel just yet. If BTC can sustain above $115K—or ETH above $4,200—the bulls might have a window to push.
Today’s Top Meme
MEME GOD
it's been a honor trading with ya'all
— #naiive (#@naiivememe)
1:06 PM • Sep 29, 2025
Today’s Top Tweet
TWITTER NEVER SLEEPS
More food for thought. A short one for your weekend reading list…
This is from the August 27th MIT report:
The last chart I want to leave you with this week is this one…
As you know, we were one of the very few who were contrarian at the lows, citing this chart (excluding— #Julien Bittel, CFA (#@BittelJulien)
8:27 AM • Sep 19, 2025
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